Hey, Bro, you know your moms about as hot looking as any centerfold, but whats even more of a turn on to us guys is that she looks at us like shes a porn star looking for some action. So its probably good that youre out of town because she invited us over for a poker party. Last I heard, she doesnt even play poker! So you better not come home early, because well be playing POKE HER!
