“Mr. May?” Yes Doctor. “I’m afraid your daughter Mysti is pregnant.” Pregnant?! “The strange thing is that her egg contains the remnant of five different DNA samples.” What’s that mean in English, Doc? “It means, sir, that your daughter is a Slut. She let five different men ejaculate into her womb over the course of less than an hour.” I can’t believe this, Doc! What happens now? “Millions of men are going to enjoy jerking off to your slut daughter, because it was obviously a 5-Guy Cream Pie she was shooting when this occurred. Now about my bill…”
