βMr. May?β Yes Doctor. βIβm afraid your daughter Mysti is pregnant.β Pregnant?! βThe strange thing is that her egg contains the remnant of five different DNA samples.β Whatβs that mean in English, Doc? βIt means, sir, that your daughter is a Slut. She let five different men ejaculate into her womb over the course of less than an hour.β I canβt believe this, Doc! What happens now? βMillions of men are going to enjoy jerking off to your slut daughter, because it was obviously a 5-Guy Cream Pie she was shooting when this occurred. Now about my billβ¦β
