What better treat in life is there but to lay next to a pretty lady with good teeth who's got a big brown bag of tricks on her' But no fair peeking until you pull the string. Oh boy. There are surprises and goodies galore in that bag, and if you're a really good boy, it's more fun than watching sis pulling up her sweater and bending over a styrofoam beer cooler whooping like a drunk cowboy. Life's full of little bolts from the blue like that. And this is one of them. Psssst. Your secret is safe with us.
