We see a movie like Squirt Queens, and sweet thoughts of the lovely Big Edna come flooding from the sordid memory bank. The infamous Edna hopped bars from here to Tampico, and if you ever wound up with her, she'd put on a bedroom show you'd never forget. In her excited state, Edna would cut loose and blow gushers clear across the room. And if any got on you, Edna, with her tongue, would take care of business like a mens room hand dryer. It was quite romantic. And, for that reason, we can't wait to relive our past.
